Craig Svonkin

Craig Svonkin, aka Cal Svonkco, was the CEO of Svonkco Industries until he was forced out in a hostile takeover by his mother, aunt, sister, brothers, and a variety of dogs, cats, guinea pigs, and nieces and nephews. He still lingers on at Svonkco Industries as CGO (Chief Gadfly Officer). Craig claims to be a professor, although such claims should be taken with a grain of saffron and a pinch of tumeric.