The Geranium Shop

You look weary. Have you been battling the 'Reply-All Hydra' again? Or maybe you're low on mana after navigating the 'Endless Spreadsheet Maze'? Fear not. You've stumbled into our item shop. We don't sell health potions (yet), but we stock premium posters and gear guaranteed to grant a +10 boost to Morale. At The Geranium Shop, we're dedicated to making your personal cubicle-dungeon just a little more epic. Take a look around. It's dangerous to go... to that 4:00 PM.