The Outrageously Short Story CONSORTIUM is committed to the ABOLITION of STUPIDITY by ways of INDIFFERENCE and INFRA-MINCE MANIPULATION. ~The Committed C O M M I T T E E W W A R N I N G G It has to be said that a few M E M B E R S remain furiously opposed to the abolition, but keep adorning committee meetings with their presence for the sake of their addiction to back-room DEALINGS, S C O N E S and bad sherry wine.