jonloomes

"Loving crafted from English fine bone china, and lavishly adorned with twenty-two carat gold, Jon Loomes is magnificent. Britain's greatest everything, Loomes' unparalleled skill as a musician, artist, poet, and swordsman is second only to his proficiency in the boudoir. Handsome, charming, witty, and modest, his hobbies include short walks to the pub, sleeping for sixteen hours a day, and spouting hyperbole in the third person." More lies available at: www.jon-loomes.com/