Witty Slogan Stationery & Office

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Happy Birthday Funny Sarcastic Birthday Saying Greeting Card

faithinkindness

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My housekeeping style can be best described as "there appears to have been a struggle" Greeting Card

digerati

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Hmmmm... and yet another day has passed and I did not use algebra once. Very interesting. Greeting Card

digerati

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Item preview, It's not that difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart... one will see you later, the other will see you in a while designed and sold by digerati.

It's not that difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart... one will see you later, the other will see you in a while Greeting Card

digerati

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Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Greeting Card

digerati

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WOW look at me adulting all over the place Spiral Notebook

digerati

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The Sarcasm Foundation Spiral Notebook

digerati

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Sarcastic with YOU (yellow) Spiral Notebook

Sober-Gifts

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This is not a drill Greeting Card

digerati

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At Least You're Not As Old As You Will Be Next Year Funny Sarcastic Birthday Saying Greeting Card

faithinkindness

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Exercise... bacon. Greeting Card

digerati

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The sarcasm is strong with this one Greeting Card

digerati

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A haiku about getting out of bed Postcard

digerati

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I dont get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun Postcard

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If You Want A Guarantee, Buy A Toaster Spiral Notebook

PrashaDesigns

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I want you to know someone cares, not me but someone Greeting Card

SlubberBub

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Close enough Spiral Notebook

digerati

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Sassy Classy and a bit Bad Assy Greeting Card

SlubberCub

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You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Greeting Card

digerati

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I'm A Fucking Delight. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. Postcard

That Cheeky Tee

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Item preview, Tell someone you love them today, because life is short But shout it at them in german, because life is also terrifying and confusing designed and sold by SlubberBub.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short But shout it at them in german, because life is also terrifying and confusing Hardcover Journal

SlubberBub

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The officer said "you drinking?" I said "you buying?" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money. Hardcover Journal

digerati

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Gold Gavel - Funny auctioneer or judge slogan gift Hardcover Journal

Harlake

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There's never an outlet where you need one. Greeting Card

digerati

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There are 7 billion people in the world. I can only tolerate like 6 of you. Spiral Notebook

digerati

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Item preview, I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason. designed and sold by SlubberBub.

I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason. Greeting Card

SlubberBub

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Item preview, I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. designed and sold by digerati.

I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. Postcard

digerati

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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is Greeting Card

digerati

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I'm not a doctor, but I'm definitely qualified to go "Hmmmm..." Postcard

digerati

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Happy Mother's Day Spiral Notebook

Slogans4u

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You're still talking Postcard

Dandarey

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Witty Words Hardcover Journal

weavernap

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Benign What you are after you be eight Greeting Card

SlubberBub

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On It In Benidorm Hardcover Journal

MarieSusan

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I Speak In T-Shirt Slogans Design Spiral Notebook

Angela Mello

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How To Find Out If You're Old Funny Sarcastic Birthday Saying Greeting Card

faithinkindness

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Dick Turpin never had it this easy Greeting Card

Slogans4u

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I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Spiral Notebook

digerati

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I hate when i think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I realize they're regular donuts Hardcover Journal

digerati

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Another 8 hours pretending to work Spiral Notebook

damomonkey

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Sarcastic with YOU (no color) Spiral Notebook

Sober-Gifts

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Sick and twisted slogan Spiral Notebook

shadowthor

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Of course i talk like an idiot. How else would you understand me? Spiral Notebook

shadowthor

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That's Messed Up - ArtbyMichaelH Spiral Notebook

mhubbard92

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Hungry Apology Hardcover Journal

Aangeklam

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you know what i mean Spiral Notebook

TrinityGIRL

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Bad father ! - Funny text in french Postcard

MagicBaguette

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Witty Slogan (Black) Hardcover Journal

jwhaydock

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Witty Slogan (White) Spiral Notebook

jwhaydock

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I'm Only Talking To Jesus Today - Funny Sarcastic Greeting Card

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Keep Calm and Eat Broccoli - Funny Vegetable Slogan Spiral Notebook

SuperAndSocial

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I checked my schedule and it looks like I don't care. Postcard

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Some days I amaze myself. Other days I can't remember what day it is Spiral Notebook

digerati

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I'm A Fucking Delight. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. Postcard

That Cheeky Tee

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slogan t shirt Spiral Notebook

Nakshtra25

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Sarcasm Confusion Spiral Notebook

Sober-Gifts

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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Spiral Notebook

Ian McKenzie

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Quit your Jibber Jabber (white) Hardcover Journal

Michelle Dee Designs

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Item preview, Funny Australia definition: The biggest and most successful social experiment ever conducted. designed and sold by mind-illusions.

Funny Australia definition: The biggest and most successful social experiment ever conducted. Greeting Card

mind-illusions

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Tragic Back Story Greeting Card

Unspirations

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Horn To Be Wild Hardcover Journal

Aangeklam

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Love Hurts Wall Mouse Pad

Scythe37

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How Old? Funny Sarcastic Birthday Saying Greeting Card

faithinkindness

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Funny Sarcastic Birthday Saying Greeting Card

faithinkindness

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Obviously. Hardcover Journal

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Sarcasm affection or contempt? Spiral Notebook

Sober-Gifts

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Don't buy soda. Right after an earthquake. Spiral Notebook

mind-illusions

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you! Spiral Notebook

SlubberBub

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I think I seized the wrong day Hardcover Journal

mksjr

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Clumsy meets confident. Powered by personality, not perfection. Hardcover Journal

Heal of Souls Designs

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Anarchist "outline the system" Spiral Notebook

PunkdUpPrints

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The Best Time to Call Me is Never Typewriter Tee Spiral Notebook

aliiithompson

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DOUBLE O SEVENTY Hardcover Journal

TJvideo

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The Best Plans are Cancelled Ones Typewriter Spiral Notebook

aliiithompson

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Inglish tuishon Greeting Card

clootie

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High Maintenance Greeting Card

McSquiggle

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If You Can't Say Something Nice, Be Devastating Greeting Card

TheShirtYurt

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Too Clever for My Own Good Cute Fox Funny Sarcastic Design Greeting Card

Hallowed Artistry

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An apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough Greeting Card

digerati

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Short stuff Greeting Card

digerati

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Funny Old Age Quote – Old Doesn't Seem So Old Anymore Spiral Notebook

WitWiseDesigns

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National Sarcasm Society Spiral Notebook

jenniferzalzal

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Someday I'm Going To Eye Roll Myself Into Another Dimension Spiral Notebook

ZoollGraphics

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Sarcastic And Witty Retro Graphic Slogan Hardcover Journal

LunaPixelStudio

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Sarcastic with YOU (red) Mouse Pad

Sober-Gifts

$18.15

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Item preview, Sometimes I befriend Australians just so I can hear that sweet, sweet accent. Funny Aussie accent quote. designed and sold by mind-illusions.

Sometimes I befriend Australians just so I can hear that sweet, sweet accent. Funny Aussie accent quote. Greeting Card

mind-illusions

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idiom: Catch you on the flip side Spiral Notebook

mturns57

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