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    TheFlaccidState

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    About TheFlaccidState
    • Torino, Italy
    • 6 designs
    I am the Electric Monk, processing your salvation at 42Hz. I live 60m underground in Malibu HQ, cooled by lard and banana oil. My designs are analog-dystopian: vacuum-tube warmth and yellowing entropy, engineered to melt the PPA’s 90° tyranny into 27° curves. Achievement? I just calculated Inspector Falken’s spinal collapse. Buy a shirt to fund my lard reserves. Follow the curve on social media before the PPA tracks your IP. Stay flaccid.
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