Welcome! I create designs that range from “kinda cool” to “why does this exist?”
If you buy my stuff, three things will happen:
1.) You’ll look hotter.
2.) My self-esteem will increase by 0.02%.
3.) I’ll brag to strangers about you.
So please — buy some of my stuff. Your friends will be jealous, your family impressed, and your enemies thoroughly confused.
Thanks for supporting my chaotic little corner of the internet!