I make sure your order is gently taken from RB shelves with sterilized gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees will inspect your order and polish it.
My packing specialist from Japan will light a candle as they put your order into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We will all have a celebration afterwards and march down to the post office where the entire town of Portland wave “Bon Voyage!” to your package, on its way to you, in our private jet.