In my defense, I was left unsupervised Pullover Hoodie $46.36
The Sarcasm Foundation Hardcover Journal $20.30
I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Mini Skirt $29.00
The sarcasm is strong with this one Art Print $20.00
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Spiral Notebook $12.50
Exercise... bacon. Men's V-Neck T-Shirt $27.46
The Element of Surprise Mug $15.60
I like to party. And by party I mean take naps. Women's Fitted T-Shirt $25.00
I have CDO It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE One Piece - Short Sleeve $19.92
You read my t-shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
Walk up to the club like what up! I have social anxiety and I want to go home Greeting Card $2.95
Wanted dead and alive schrodinger's cat Men's Baseball ¾ T-Shirt $24.00
"That's what." Pullover Hoodie $46.36
Let's eat Grandma Lightweight Hoodie $45.00
(pun intended) Tall Mug $15.60
I don't always test my code Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt $29.50
it isn't that i'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person Sticker $2.47
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud.  Tote Bag $20.00
Call Kenny Loggins, You're in the DANGER ZONE Pullover Hoodie $46.36
Go sports! Do the thing! Win the points! Unisex T-Shirt $19.90
Thesaurus - The most synonymous of all the dinosaurs Men's V-Neck T-Shirt $27.46
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I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them Women's Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt $29.50
Raven Lunatic One Piece - Long Sleeve $19.50
I support the right to arm bears Classic T-Shirt $19.90
I Fell Tower Tank Top $19.00
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home-white Graphic T-Shirt $29.94
I'm having a RED hair day Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt $29.50
I only rap caucasionally Kids Tee $17.94
Warning prone to shenanigans Pullover $38.02
Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. iPad Case/Skin $45.00
There are two types of people in this world:  Pullover Hoodie $46.36
I'm fat let's party Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt $29.50
I’M GRUMPY BECAUSE YOU’RE DOPEY Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
Not my circus, not my monkeys Duvet Cover $86.00
I make beer disappear, what's your superpower? Canvas Print $48.00
Cycologist Wall Tapestry $30.90
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt $29.50
It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero iPhone Wallet/Case/Skin $35.00
26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting) Scarf $26.00
There's no place like Drawstring Bag $30.00
(take on me) Tank Top $19.00
Quantum Beach: Waves not guaranteed but theoretically probable Men's Baseball ¾ T-Shirt $24.00
inconceivable Pullover $38.02
it is what it is. Classic T-Shirt $19.90
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong Men's Baseball ¾ T-Shirt $24.00
Princeton Law Women's Fitted T-Shirt $25.00
The Sarcasm Foundation - White One Piece - Long Sleeve $19.50
World's okayest brother Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
To err is human. To Arr is pirate. Laptop Sleeve $35.50
Comma chameleon Long Sleeve T-Shirt $28.64
Rad. Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt $29.50
In memory of when I cared Unisex T-Shirt $19.90
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud. - White iPhone Case $14.38
I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm. Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt $29.50
Need coffee Laptop Skin $25.00
You are wrong just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong Kids Tee $17.94
I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick  Women's Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt $29.50
Do i know any jokes about sodium? Women's Tank Top $25.00
My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm Tote Bag $20.00
I am the brute squad Sticker $2.47
I’m not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment? One Piece - Long Sleeve $19.50
I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Wall Tapestry $30.90
I’m kind of a big deal on a fairly irrelevant social media site that falsely inflates my ego  One Piece - Long Sleeve $19.50
Run? I thought you said rum Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt $29.50
No I will NOT fix your computer for free Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
Te amo? Tequila. Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
You can't handle the beard Classic T-Shirt $19.90
My indian name is “runs with beer” Women's Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt $29.50
My goal in life is to become the person my dog already thinks I am. Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt $29.50
This is why we can't have nice things Pullover Hoodie $46.36
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WOW look at me adulting all over the place Travel Mug $25.00
I'm hard to kidnap Zipped Hoodie $45.00
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As seen on TV Women's Tank Top $25.00
The thing about quotes on t-shirts is you can not confirm their validity Pullover Hoodie $46.36
Yes, I know the guacamole is extra Long Sleeve T-Shirt $28.64
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy Men's Baseball ¾ T-Shirt $24.00
You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Photographic Print $6.60
Some people just need a high-five. In the head. With a chair. Kids Tee $20.94
I love your crocs! Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt $29.50
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable Throw Pillow $20.81
"That's what." - black Classic T-Shirt $19.90
I've never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in really fast on Google Earth... Lightweight Hoodie $45.00
Dive! Women's Fitted T-Shirt $25.00
Stay weird Laptop Sleeve $35.50
When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Studio Pouch $12.00
Circular reasoning works because Zipped Hoodie $45.00
I'm with awesome Tank Top $19.00
I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass Classic T-Shirt $19.90
One by one the penguins are slowly stealing my sanity Tri-blend T-Shirt $28.19
2016 Sucked Classic T-Shirt $19.90
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what could possibly go wrong Long Sleeve T-Shirt $28.64
I told my therapist about you. Case/Skin for Samsung Galaxy $14.38
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