In my defense, I was left unsupervised Pullover Hoodie $46.36
The Sarcasm Foundation Greeting Card $2.95
I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Wall Tapestry $30.90
The sarcasm is strong with this one iPhone Wallet/Case/Skin $35.00
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Mug $15.60
Exercise... bacon. Laptop Sleeve $35.50
The Element of Surprise Throw Pillow $20.81
I like to party. And by party I mean take naps. Mini Skirt $29.00
I have CDO It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE One Piece - Short Sleeve $19.92
You read my t-shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
Walk up to the club like what up! I have social anxiety and I want to go home Laptop Sleeve $35.50
Wanted dead and alive schrodinger's cat Men's Baseball ¾ T-Shirt $24.00
"That's what." Men's V-Neck T-Shirt $27.46
Let's eat Grandma Kids Tee $17.94
(pun intended) Long Sleeve T-Shirt $25.52
I don't always test my code Classic T-Shirt $19.90
it isn't that i'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person Tall Mug $15.60
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud.  Case/Skin for Samsung Galaxy $14.38
Call Kenny Loggins, You're in the DANGER ZONE Women's Fitted T-Shirt $25.00
Go sports! Do the thing! Win the points! Pullover Hoodie $46.36
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Sorry I'm late, but I didn't want to come. Pullover $38.02
I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them Women's Fitted T-Shirt $25.00
Raven Lunatic One Piece - Long Sleeve $19.50
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home-white Graphic T-Shirt $29.94
I Fell Tower Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt $29.50
I'm having a RED hair day Sticker $2.47
Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Photographic Print $6.60
I only rap caucasionally Unisex T-Shirt $19.90
I support the right to arm bears Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt $29.50
Warning prone to shenanigans Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
There are two types of people in this world:  Classic T-Shirt $19.90
I'm fat let's party Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
I’M GRUMPY BECAUSE YOU’RE DOPEY Women's Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt $29.50
Not my circus, not my monkeys Classic T-Shirt $19.90
Cycologist Duvet Cover $86.00
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Women's Fitted T-Shirt $25.00
I make beer disappear, what's your superpower? Hardcover Journal $20.30
It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero Lightweight Hoodie $45.00
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Postcards $2.29
(take on me) Tri-blend T-Shirt $28.19
World's okayest brother One Piece - Long Sleeve $19.50
26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting) Spiral Notebook $12.50
inconceivable Sticker $2.47
The Sarcasm Foundation - White Women's Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt $29.50
it is what it is. Pullover $43.31
Quantum Beach: Waves not guaranteed but theoretically probable Men's Baseball ¾ T-Shirt $24.00
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong Men's Baseball ¾ T-Shirt $24.00
Princeton Law Classic T-Shirt $19.90
Comma chameleon Pullover Hoodie $46.36
Rad. Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt $29.50
To err is human. To Arr is pirate. Scarf $26.00
Need coffee Unisex T-Shirt $19.90
I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm. Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt $29.50
In memory of when I cared Classic T-Shirt $19.90
You are wrong just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud. - White Tote Bag $20.00
I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick  Tank Top $19.00
My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm Tote Bag $20.00
Do i know any jokes about sodium? Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt $29.50
I am the brute squad Classic T-Shirt $19.90
I’m not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Women's Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt $29.50
I’m kind of a big deal on a fairly irrelevant social media site that falsely inflates my ego  Kids Tee $17.94
I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Women's Tank Top $25.00
Run? I thought you said rum Men's Baseball ¾ T-Shirt $24.00
No I will NOT fix your computer for free Pullover Hoodie $46.36
Wicked Smaht Baby Tee $18.67
You can't handle the beard Unisex T-Shirt $19.90
My indian name is “runs with beer” Classic T-Shirt $19.90
Te amo? Tequila. Pullover Hoodie $46.36
My goal in life is to become the person my dog already thinks I am. Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt $29.50
WOW look at me adulting all over the place Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'm hard to kidnap Canvas Print $48.00
This is why we can't have nice things Tank Top $19.00
Attempted Murder Laptop Skin $25.00
As seen on TV Pullover $38.02
The thing about quotes on t-shirts is you can not confirm their validity Women's Tank Top $25.00
Yes, I know the guacamole is extra Tank Top $19.00
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy Pullover $38.02
Capitalism - God's way of sorting out who is smart and who is poor Long Sleeve T-Shirt $25.52
I love your crocs! Women's Fitted Scoop T-Shirt $29.50
Some people just need a high-five. In the head. With a chair. Kids Tee $20.94
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable Zipped Hoodie $45.00
You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Art Print $20.00
"That's what." - black Zipped Hoodie $45.00
Dive! Lightweight Sweatshirt $38.00
I've never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in really fast on Google Earth... Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt $29.50
Stay weird Studio Pouch $12.00
When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid. iPhone Case $14.38
Circular reasoning works because Men's Baseball ¾ T-Shirt $24.00
I'm with awesome One Piece - Short Sleeve $19.92
I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass Pullover Hoodie $46.36
One by one the penguins are slowly stealing my sanity iPad Case/Skin $45.00
2016 Sucked Lightweight Hoodie $45.00
I'm here because you broke something Travel Mug $25.00
Astrocat One Piece - Short Sleeve $19.92
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