Hello I’m Faking Calm – Blue Clock
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$31.94
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$31.94
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Product features
- It's always art o'clock when your clock is a work of art
- Printed polypropylene face made for you when you order
- Metal hands in your choice of colors
- Bamboo wood frame in black, white, or natural finish
- Quartz clock mechanism for accurate timekeeping
- Clear plexiglass lens
- Built-in rear hook, ready to hang
- AA battery not included
- Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received
Hello I’m Faking Calm – Blue
A classic blue name tag with the words “Hello I’m… faking calm,” which is honestly the most accurate introduction for anyone running on quiet panic and iced coffee. Simple, bold typography keeps the joke clean, while the soft blue makes it look like you’re at least trying to appear functional. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, planners, or anywhere you need a reminder that calm is a performance art.
Great for fans of sarcastic humor, introverts, tired adults, and people who live in a constant state of “it’s fine, everything is fine.”
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