Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. Sticker$3.12
Double Negatives Sticker$3.12
Marriage is a word Sticker$3.12
U mad bro? Sticker$2.50
I ain't even mad Sticker$2.50
Atheism - A Non-prophet Organization Sticker$3.12
Noah, make a backup Sticker$3.12
I child proofed my house but they still get in Sticker$3.12
Drinks well with others Sticker$3.12
Who keeps frocking all these priests in the first place Sticker$3.12
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Sticker$3.12
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure Sticker$3.12
Other than complete mental emotional and physical breakdown, i'm ok - white Sticker$2.50
My anger management class pisses me off Sticker$3.12
What geeks want Sticker$3.12
Caremeter Sticker$3.12
Zombies want me for my brain Sticker$3.12
Married men don't live longer, it only seems like it Sticker$3.12
Let's turn that frown inside out Sticker$3.12
I snuck a bumch of booze into work today, using my stomach Sticker$3.12
I didn't choose the thug life, I got a job Sticker$3.12
Caremeter Sticker$3.12
Live fast and die young, sounds good, after you Sticker$3.12
What do golfers do when they retire Sticker$3.12
I was self employed, then I got fired Sticker$3.12
Hey! Where have you been? Sticker$3.12
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. Sticker$3.12
nudist failure Sticker$3.12
it's so nice to be with someone who can't understand the horrible things I say Sticker$3.12
Ambition Because until you shoot for the moon, you'll never be crushed by it Sticker$3.12
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. Sticker$3.12
I'm a humanitarian. I eat people. Sticker$3.12
Let's turn that frown inside out Sticker$3.12
Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear Sticker$3.12
On average, humans have one testicle Sticker$3.12
"That's nice honey." Grandma's version of "cool story, bro." Sticker$3.12
You have the right to remain stupid, everything you say can and will be ignored Sticker$3.12
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures Sticker$3.12
I wish I had an Irish accent Sticker$3.12
Live slow Die whenever Sticker$3.12
According to this shirt I can't read Sticker$3.12
If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees Sticker$3.12
I hate the government ...but I live too comfortably to do anything about it Sticker$3.12
Intelligent people are full of doubts Stupid people are full of confidence Sticker$3.12
If you ever need nothing I am totally here for you Sticker$3.12
Zippers, puzzles that solve themselves Sticker$3.12
Live slow Die whenever Sticker$3.12
Not sure if i'm in a bad mood or if everyone else is just a huge pain in the ass Sticker$3.12
Too hot to keep sleeves down, too cold to roll sleeves up Sticker$3.12
My doctor told me to stop drinking, Then he told me to stop laughing Sticker$3.12
Sorry, I’m all out of flying rats Sticker$3.12
Cover me, I'm changing lanes Sticker$3.12
My deepest condolences, on your mother being a prostitute Sticker$3.12
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system Sticker$3.12
Stupid mistakes are made by others, I only make unavoidable errors Sticker$3.12
I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals Sticker$3.12
You've got mail. It's raining, ill get it later. Sticker$3.12
That's what - he - black Sticker$2.50
I lead a sedimentary life Sticker$2.50
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever Sticker$2.50
"I have sworn upon the alter of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson  *except slavery Sticker$3.12
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will suffice Sticker$2.50
Made in USA with Irish parts Sticker$2.50
T-Rex hates CPR Sticker$3.12
Nonconformity: The fastest way to get replaced around here Sticker$3.12
Have a day Sticker$3.12
The thing about life is that one day you'll be dead Sticker$3.12
Death The leading cause of people dying Sticker$3.12
I can't get a job because I don't have experience because Sticker$3.12
Don't always believe what you see on the Internet.- Abraham Lincoln Sticker$3.12
Hello, I'm drunk Sticker$3.12
I'm not obsessive Sticker$3.12
Contents One naked person Sticker$3.12
In dog beers I've only had one  Sticker$2.50
Slang is slang for Shortened language Sticker$3.12
People who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of dipping them are not people you need in your life Sticker$3.12
Have a day Sticker$3.12
I have imaginary friends but they only talk to each other Sticker$3.12
#1 Rule If she's hot and single, she's crazy. Sticker$3.12
Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did except you Sticker$3.12
I invite you to play in traffic Sticker$3.12
My sarcasm is so advanced people actually think that I'm stupid Sticker$3.12
Trust me When I woke up today, I had no plans to be this sexy Sticker$3.12
Some people should just give up I have Sticker$3.12
Whenever I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration Sticker$3.12
May the force be... equal to mass times acceleration Sticker$3.12
I don't fail I succeed in finding what does not work Sticker$3.12
I'm not obsessive Sticker$3.12
do not dare do unto me as I freely do unto you Sticker$2.50
I'm so Bored I wish I was hungry Sticker$3.12
There is no such thing as a strong drink just weak people Sticker$3.12
Don't die a virgin, seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there Sticker$3.12
Life Sticker$3.12
The whole getting older and being responsible thing is getting in the way of my fun Sticker$3.12
If I was a potato I would be a baked potato Sticker$3.12
They said I would never get ahead in life now I have 3 in the freezer Sticker$3.12
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