He sees when you are drinking, he knows when you're .08 Sticker $3.12
Good Morning I see the assassins have failed Sticker $3.12
California, France Sticker $2.50
I childproofed my house but they still got in Sticker $2.50
Hello, I'm your father Sticker $3.12
Hello, I'm glad you exist Sticker $3.12
Made in USA with Scottish parts Sticker $2.50
I laughed so hard, tears ran down my leg Sticker $2.50
I don't always underline, but when I do Sticker $3.12
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense. Sticker $3.12
Motivation It's not that I'm lazy, It's that I just don't care Sticker $3.12
Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake Sticker $3.12
My internet connection is too fast said no one ever Sticker $3.12
If you think you understand quantum theory . . . you don't understand quantum theory. Sticker $3.12
People say nothing's impossible but I do nothing everyday Sticker $3.12
My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet. And yes I'm including starving children so don't ask! Sticker $3.12
Buying 16 apples and eating 12 isn't normal But on math it is Math not even once Sticker $3.12
I swear to drunk, officer, I'm not God. Sticker $3.12
Cellulite: What an electricity company does Sticker $3.12
I'm with awesome Sticker $2.50
Stressed is desserts spelled backwards Sticker $3.12
I don't always talk to art students but when I do I ask for large fries Sticker $3.12
Life is full of questions, idiots are full of answers Sticker $3.12
Maturity When you stop making excuses and start making changes Sticker $3.12
The whole getting older and being responsible thing is getting in the way of my fun Sticker $3.12
If at first you don't succeed, you fail Sticker $2.50
Body by video games Sticker $2.50
Procrastinators unite... tomorrow Sticker $3.12
According to my BMI I am too short Sticker $3.12
Some people just need a high five in the face with a chair Sticker $3.12
If you're looking for your beeswax none of it is around here Sticker $2.50
Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on Sticker $2.50
Logic isn't the issue here Sticker $2.50
I am random things Sticker $2.50
Reality is merely an illusion... (Amazing Sayings) Sticker $2.50
Not young enough to know everything... (Amazing Sayings) Sticker $2.50
Black holes... God divided by zero (Amazing Sayings) Sticker $2.50
Hemingway - Mistaking motion for action (Amazing Sayings) Sticker $2.50
ERMAHGERD Sticker $2.50
The graveyards are full of indispensable men (Amazing Sayings) Sticker $2.50
Frank Lloyd Wright - Truth more important than facts... (Amazing Sayings) Sticker $2.50
Warner - Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? (Amazing Sayings) Sticker $2.50
Lincoln - two faces (Amazing Sayings) Sticker $2.50
What A Load Of Bull Sticker $2.50
You Couldn't Handle Me Punny Graphic T Shirt Sticker $2.70
Cool Story Bro Sticker $2.50
What could possibly go wrong Sticker $2.50
INTROVERTS Sticker $2.91
¿What's spanish for I know you can speak english?  Sticker $2.50
but first, coffee Sticker $2.50
Warning! Security Dog Sticker $2.50
Oh snap. Sticker $2.50
Emote Sticker $2.50
I wish you would stop being useless and start being pizza Sticker $2.50
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night Sticker $3.12
I'm sick of all the Irish sterotypes. As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone. Sticker $2.50
Kiss me i’m drunk or irish or whatever Sticker $3.12
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.  Sticker $3.12
That awkward moment When you lie to someone and forget what you said Sticker $3.12
Shoplifters will be prostituted Sticker $3.12
Roses are red, bacon is also red, poems are hard, bacon Sticker $3.12
The brain is the most important organ you have, according to the brain Sticker $3.12
Say that again and I shall be quite rude Sticker $3.12
When god closes a door, open it, thats how doors work Sticker $3.12
Do you even lift heavy objects against gravity Sticker $3.12
I thought they said Rum Sticker $3.12
Personal space invader Sticker $3.12
I can count to potato Sticker $3.12
Huntsman Sticker $2.50
I said I would fix it. Sticker $2.50
Red Rover Sticker $2.50
Trust me I'm a pirate Sticker $2.50
Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously Sticker $3.12
Not sure if in good mood, or pills are kicking in Sticker $3.12
I done gradumacated Sticker $2.50
Passive aggressive Sticker $2.50
I can only please one person a day. Today I choose me Sticker $3.12
When your gecko is broken, you have reptile dysfunction. Sticker $3.12
I'm here for immoral support Sticker $3.12
Sorry, I’m all out of flying rats Sticker $3.12
Smile if you're not wearing underwear Sticker $3.12
I pushed humpty dumpty Sticker $3.12
Beware, mother in law Sticker $3.12
People say I have a bad attitude, I say screw them Sticker $3.12
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma Sticker $3.12
Maybe broccoli doesn't like you either Sticker $2.50
If you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world. - The Mayans Sticker $2.50
Ain't nobody got time fo dat! Sticker $2.50
Too lazy to be bored Sticker $2.50
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know. Sticker $3.12
The statement following is true. The statement prior is false. Sticker $3.12
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Sticker $3.12
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good  ideas! Sticker $3.12
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila. Sticker $3.12
I'm not your buddy, pal Sticker $2.50
Sarcasm, well that's original Sticker $3.12
Life is like a box of chocolates dog Sticker $3.12
Elements of music Sticker $2.50
Think outside the box Sticker $2.50
I... organ donation Sticker $2.50
I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. Sticker $2.50
Menial employee of the month Sticker $2.50
they don't think it be like it is, but it do Sticker $2.50
Inspecting mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing Sticker $2.50
Property of team awesome Sticker $2.50
Fortune favors the bold Sticker $2.50
I never said any of those things Sticker $2.50
The internet - white Sticker $2.50
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