I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Postcards
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The sarcasm is strong with this one Postcards
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Exercise... bacon. Postcards
$2.29Exercise... bacon. Postcards
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Postcards
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The Sarcasm Foundation Postcards
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You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Postcards
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This is not a drill Postcards
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The Element of Sarcasm  Postcards
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Not my circus, not my monkeys Postcards
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WOW look at me adulting all over the place Postcards
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I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Postcards
$2.29I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Postcards
There are 7 billion people in the world. I can only tolerate like 6 of you. Postcards
$2.29There are 7 billion people in the world. I can only tolerate like 6 of you. Postcards
I have no symphony for people who use words incorrectly. Postcards
$2.29I have no symphony for people who use words incorrectly. Postcards
Stay weird Postcards
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The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle. Postcards
$2.29The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle. Postcards
I love animals (they're delicious) Postcards
$2.29I love animals (they're delicious) Postcards
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Postcards
$2.29I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Postcards
When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Postcards
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Low Rider Postcards
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Cycologist Postcards
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Cat puns freak meowt Postcards
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Squids don't have ankles Postcards
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They’d be called F-shirts if our arms were on the same side. Postcards
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I've been thinking about it, and I just don't think that being an adult is going to work for me Postcards
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BFF - Be fat forever Postcards
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Keeping the SASS alive Postcards
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Broken pencils are pointless Postcards
$2.29Broken pencils are pointless Postcards
Skinny people are easy to kidnap... stay safe, eat pie Postcards
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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? Postcards
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Think ...or thwim. Postcards
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I'm only half ambidextrous Postcards
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You can't please everyone you aren't pizza Postcards
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now Postcards
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Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Postcards
$2.29Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Postcards
Clearly I Have Made Some Bad Decisions  Postcards
$2.67Clearly I Have Made Some Bad Decisions Postcards
Tact - Communication method used by those who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic Postcards
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I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk or be around anyone. I call this mood 'awake' Postcards
$2.29I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk or be around anyone. I call this mood 'awake' Postcards
I'm not a doctor, but I'm definitely qualified to go "Hmmmm..."  Postcards
$2.29I'm not a doctor, but I'm definitely qualified to go "Hmmmm..." Postcards
Funny Adulting Tshirt Postcards
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Exclamation! Postcards
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I've been dieting all morning... Am i skinny yet?  Postcards
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Pun Intended Postcards
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Bad Choices Make Great Stories - Humor Postcards
$2.67Bad Choices Make Great Stories - Humor Postcards
No Hipsters. Er... Hamsters. Postcards
$2.29No Hipsters. Er... Hamsters. Postcards
Nom Nom Nom Postcards
$2.29Nom Nom Nom Postcards
Lazy people fact #61943516458: You were too lazy to read that number Postcards
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Funny Party Postcards
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This whole grown-up thing has been fun, but I have to go now. Postcards
$2.29This whole grown-up thing has been fun, but I have to go now. Postcards
I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat Postcards
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Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud. - White Postcards
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Face down, Ass up Postcards
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Team Dean Postcards
$2.29Team Dean Postcards
I don't know about you, but I have thought about running away from home way more often as an adult then I ever did as a kid Postcards
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I tell dad jokes Postcards
$2.29I tell dad jokes Postcards
You all realize that I'm going to snap one day, right?  Postcards
$2.29You all realize that I'm going to snap one day, right? Postcards
I heart club music Postcards
$2.29I heart club music Postcards
Taco emergency! Call 9 juan juan! Postcards
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I've had short term memory loss for as long as I can remember. Postcards
$2.29I've had short term memory loss for as long as I can remember. Postcards
The Element of Invisibility Postcards
$2.67The Element of Invisibility Postcards
I laugh at dad jokes Postcards
$2.29I laugh at dad jokes Postcards
I'm silently judging you're grammar Postcards
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Team Jess Postcards
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The Element of Denial Postcards
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Me? Sarcastic? Never. Postcards
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I Don't Know How To Be Anything But Awesome Postcards
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Danger Is my Middle name  (well... not really) Postcards
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Quirkster Postcards
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Irony: Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. Postcards
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To do list Postcards
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Nothing ruins your friday like realizing it's only tuesday Postcards
$2.29Nothing ruins your friday like realizing it's only tuesday Postcards
My housekeeping style can be best described as "there appears to have been a struggle" Postcards
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The element of Silence Postcards
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Fade into Blue Sky Postcards
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If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I Postcards
$2.29If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I Postcards
I don't go crazy, I am crazy Postcards
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Danger Is My Middle Name Postcards
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Tap Dancers Postcards
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I think I need my dumbrella things are getting pretty stupid out there Postcards
$2.29I think I need my dumbrella things are getting pretty stupid out there Postcards
The World Has Turned Postcards
$2.29The World Has Turned Postcards
Oy with the poodles already! Postcards
$2.29Oy with the poodles already! Postcards
Zounds! Postcards
$2.29Zounds! Postcards
I told my therapist about you. Postcards
$2.29I told my therapist about you. Postcards
The Misuse of Literally Postcards
$2.29The Misuse of Literally Postcards
Can You guess these words? Postcards
$2.29Can You guess these words? Postcards
Fossils Rock! Postcards
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I Heart Pizza Postcards
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YEAH DUDE WHAT EVER Postcards
$2.29YEAH DUDE WHAT EVER Postcards
A dingo 8 my baby - black Postcards
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The Element of Procrastination Postcards
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Suck it up buttercup Postcards
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13.1 My longest Netflix binge Postcards
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Back up for grabs Postcards
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Mental Postcards
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Epic fail Postcards
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The Element of Romance Postcards
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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. Postcards
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Close enough Postcards
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I Swim For Bacon Postcards
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The Element of Bullshit Postcards
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FREE HUGS Postcards
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Air Guitar Postcards
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I Lift A Latte Postcards
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Cal-Tauri's Starship Services Postcards
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To do list Postcards
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Bacon In Pocket Postcards
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Howdy Y'all Postcards
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Pizza Pocket Postcards
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No pants Postcards
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