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You all realize that I'm going to snap one day, right?  Greeting Card
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To do list Greeting Card
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Nothing ruins your friday like realizing it's only tuesday Greeting Card
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If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I Greeting Card
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I told my therapist about you. Greeting Card
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The Misuse of Literally Greeting Card
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I Heart Pizza Greeting Card
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The Element of Procrastination Greeting Card
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The Element of Romance Greeting Card
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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. Greeting Card
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I Swim For Bacon Greeting Card
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The Element of Bullshit Greeting Card
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To do list Greeting Card
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