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The sarcasm is strong with this one Greeting Card
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Climb and Jump Greeting Card
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Future Tesla Owner Greeting Card
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Not my circus, not my monkeys Greeting Card
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I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them Greeting Card
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I'm hard to kidnap Greeting Card
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I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason. Greeting Card
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Safety third Greeting Card
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0.0 Running Sucks. Greeting Card
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I make beer disappear, what's your superpower? Greeting Card
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Greeting Card
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I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Greeting Card
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Arnold Cross Greeting Card
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Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Greeting Card
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Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz Greeting Card
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All The Nutella! Greeting Card
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The Many Languages I Speak  Greeting Card
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Did You See That Ludicrous Display Last Night? Greeting Card
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Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud. - White Greeting Card
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Emo Nemo Greeting Card
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Ain't No Party Like An Introvert Party Greeting Card
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Greeting Card
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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Greeting Card
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Some people just need a high-five. In the head. With a chair. Greeting Card
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I told my therapist about you. Greeting Card
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inconceivable - not what you think it means Greeting Card
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The snuggle is real Greeting Card
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Attempted Murder Greeting Card
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Stay weird Greeting Card
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I'm here because you broke something Greeting Card
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Nevermind your "lab safety" I want superpowers Greeting Card
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I'm not real smart but I can lift heavy things Greeting Card
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WOW look at me adulting all over the place Greeting Card
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Metaphors be with you Greeting Card
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Sorry I Can't I Have To Walk My Unicorn Greeting Card
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Color blind problems Greeting Card
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Ludicrous Speed Greeting Card
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Ain't No Party Like An Introvert Party Greeting Card
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The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle. Greeting Card
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I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesomeness Greeting Card
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Nosey little thing, aren't you? Greeting Card
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Dumb as a bag of geologists Greeting Card
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Fries Before Guys, Food Before Dudes. Greeting Card
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This is not a drill Greeting Card
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I'm SlowerThen  A Herd Of Turtles Stampeding Through Peanut Butter Greeting Card
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You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Greeting Card
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Taco Stripper 2 Greeting Card
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I'm More Confused Than A Chameleon In A Bag Of Skittles Greeting Card
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It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm actually quite busy. Greeting Card
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She Wears Short Shorts, I Watch Netflix Greeting Card
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Today is Tuesday Greeting Card
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Can't get out of bed send help or waffles just send waffles Greeting Card
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I have no symphony for people who use words incorrectly. Greeting Card
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I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Greeting Card
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LIGHT SPEED LEGS! Greeting Card
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You all realize that I'm going to snap one day, right?  Greeting Card
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Hug Life Greeting Card
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Hug Life Greeting Card
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A haiku about getting out of bed Greeting Card
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I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. Greeting Card
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All The Nutella! Greeting Card
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Grammar Matters Greeting Card
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The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself "the doctor" now Greeting Card
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inconceivable - not what you think it means - white Greeting Card
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Se habla spanglish Greeting Card
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0.0 I don't run.  Greeting Card
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Astronaut Tiger Greeting Card
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I speak fluent spanglish Greeting Card
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Hello darkness my old friend Greeting Card
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I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat Greeting Card
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That awkward moment when I caught you reading my shirt Greeting Card
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I'm Latina I can't keep calm Greeting Card
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I'm hungry, but I'm not HUNGRY hungry Greeting Card
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I'm not sure they have my dosage right Greeting Card
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Have your tribble spayed or neutered Greeting Card
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Training for a marathon (on netflix) Greeting Card
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I've been thinking about it, and I just don't think that being an adult is going to work for me Greeting Card
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I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me Greeting Card
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Words cannot express how much I don't care Greeting Card
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Flying Cats Greeting Card
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Greeting Card
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It's not that difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart... one will see you later, the other will see you in a while Greeting Card
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Taco Strippers Greeting Card
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Black tie Greeting Card
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Short stuff Greeting Card
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DAM Mothers against dyslexia Greeting Card
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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy Greeting Card
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Broken pencils are pointless Greeting Card
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They’d be called F-shirts if our arms were on the same side. Greeting Card
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I love animals (they're delicious) Greeting Card
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When life knocks me down I usually lie there and take a nap Greeting Card
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One day I was born. Then everything bothered me. That brings us up to date. Greeting Card
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Pizza Pocket Greeting Card
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I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk or be around anyone. I call this mood 'awake' Greeting Card
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