The Sarcasm Foundation Sticker
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Exercise... bacon. Sticker
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I like to party. And by party I mean take naps. Sticker
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Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Sticker
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I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Sticker
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Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud.  Sticker
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Let's eat Grandma Sticker
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You read my t-shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day Sticker
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Unstopable T-rex Sticker
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There are two kinds of people 1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data. Sticker
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"That's what." - black Sticker
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26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting) Sticker
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Good Morning I see the assassins have failed Sticker
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Call Kenny Loggins, You're in the DANGER ZONE Sticker
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Need coffee Sticker
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inconceivable Sticker
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I support the right to arm bears Sticker
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If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together Sticker
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Walk up to the club like what up! I have social anxiety and I want to go home Sticker
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When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.  It is the same when you are Stupid Sticker
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I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you Sticker
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In memory of when I cared Sticker
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Yes, I know the guacamole is extra Sticker
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There are two types of people in this world:  Sticker
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Procrastinators unite... tomorrow Sticker
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I Fell Tower Sticker
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Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver Sticker
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Technically According to chemistry Whiskey is a solution Sticker
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Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home-white Sticker
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Go sports! Do the thing! Win the points! Sticker
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World's okayest brother Sticker
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Quantum Beach: Waves not guaranteed but theoretically probable Sticker
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My goal in life is to become the person my dog already thinks I am. Sticker
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I’m kind of a big deal on a fairly irrelevant social media site that falsely inflates my ego  Sticker
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I'm having a RED hair day Sticker
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Te amo? Tequila. Sticker
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Astrocat Sticker
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Climb and Jump Sticker
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Sorry I'm late, but I didn't want to come. Sticker
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Raven Lunatic Sticker
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I’m sorry if I behaved in a way that made you think I should apologize Sticker
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Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you Sticker
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I am silently correcting your grammar Sticker
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it is what it is. Sticker
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I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult... If anyone needs me, I will be in my blanket fort coloring. Sticker
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Some people just need a hug.. around the neck... with a rope Sticker
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Every time you make a typo, the errorists win. Sticker
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It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero Sticker
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As seen on TV Sticker
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Not my circus, not my monkeys Sticker
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My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes Sticker
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Orangered mail Sticker
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Spindle Sticker
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Dive! Sticker
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Cycologist Sticker
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I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them Sticker
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Duct tape Sticker
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13.1 My longest Netflix binge Sticker
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I am the brute squad Sticker
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I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason. Sticker
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Don't forget to be awesome Sticker
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I only do what the voices in my wife’s head tell her to tell me to do Sticker
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I wear this shirt periodically Sticker
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Pew pew pew! Sticker
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I've never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in really fast on Google Earth... Sticker
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I'm with awesome Sticker
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How to do math 1.Write down problem 2.Cry Sticker
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Safety third Sticker
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Honk if parts fall off Sticker
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0.0 Running Sucks. Sticker
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Princeton Law Sticker
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Drink coffee Do stupid things faster with more energy Sticker
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Run? I thought you said rum Sticker
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The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!  Sticker
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What I'm doing: Stuff, things Sticker
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This is why we can't have nice things Sticker
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Cat hair is lonely people glitter Sticker
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The Working Dead Sticker
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I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Sticker
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I find your lack of common sense disturbing, not surprising, but none the less disturbing Sticker
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I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Sticker
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So far, this is the oldest I've ever been Sticker
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Potato is my favorite color of the alphabet Sticker
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Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running Sticker
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around Sticker
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what could possibly go wrong Sticker
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I prefer my puns intended Sticker
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It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero Sticker
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Yeah, I pretty much never sit by the pool anymore Sticker
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Any squirrel can be a flying squirrel if you throw it hard enough Sticker
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I find your lack of common sense disturbing, not surprising, but none the less disturbing Sticker
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On a scale of 1 to 10 whats your favorite color of the alphabet? Sticker
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Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Sticker
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a friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn. Sticker
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You are wrong just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong Sticker
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3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep The other wants to know if penguins have knees. Sticker
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I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass Sticker
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This is my hangover shirt don't talk to me Sticker
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Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you Sticker
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Knowledge is power. - France is bacon Sticker
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Pain is weakness leaving the body Sticker
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You had me at merlot Sticker
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I am silently correcting your grammar Sticker
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I'm sorry! Was it my job to fill your life with joy today? Sticker
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If you say 'gullible' slowly it sounds like 'oranges' Sticker
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I'm not anti-social, I just don't pretend to like you Sticker
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Some days, no matter what the question is, the answer is wine Sticker
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