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Every day is a gift! That's why it's called the present! T-Shirt$19.50
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Te amo? Tequila. T-Shirt$19.50
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Work out? Sorry I thought you said pizza T-Shirt$19.50
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Team Logan T-Shirt$19.50
If you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating T-Shirt$19.50
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A little brain damage is ok T-Shirt$19.34
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Better safe than assimilated T-Shirt$19.50
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I never said any of those things T-Shirt$19.50
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A haiku about getting out of bed T-Shirt$19.50
Plan ahead T-Shirt$19.50
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No Hipsters. Er... Hamsters. T-Shirt$19.50
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Words cannot express how much I don't care T-Shirt$19.50
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One day I was born. Then everything bothered me. That brings us up to date. T-Shirt$19.50
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I have never been a LIFEGUARD T-Shirt$19.50
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