Ken heard that Monterey Bay Aquarium was paying big money for new jellyfish. Good luck Ken! Greeting Card
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The citizens decided to put up a statue in their desert town, but became concerned when the erection lasted longer than four hours. Greeting Card
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After the play, Stanley Morgan realizes he’ll have to sell off some of his under-performing stock Greeting Card
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When Sandy asked, ‘What’s with the limp?’ Sheldon said ‘Its nothing really, I just pulled a muscle’ Greeting Card
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Using the Internet to book flights on Can A Da Air may not have been the wisest choice Greeting Card
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Hospital crowding was getting ridiculous with overcrowded rooms and patients in the hall; there was even one flu over the cuckoo's nest! Greeting Card
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Petunia had gathered the family around Porky’s hospital bed when the doctor announced “he’s cured"! Greeting Card
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Ed brought a couple of 'friends' to back him up, but Beth knew it would be a cock and bull story. Greeting Card
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Henny thought it was good to be ‘plucky’; then she met Cooter, the official chicken ‘plucker’. Greeting Card
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Forget it Gabe…..it isn’t what you think!!!! Greeting Card
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Dell’s new venture--farmerceuticals--beating the high cost of prescription drugs one crop at a time Greeting Card
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John was usually in control in any situation; however, this one seemed especially dicey! Greeting Card
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Edith’s grasp of new technology is questionable; here she waits for her new Blackberry to ring. Greeting Card
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Betty Sue was the coolest mom; she sewed the kids’ names in their shirts and now they all have collar ID Greeting Card
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I don’t care if that quack did say you were chicken!  If you go over there, you’ll just be a sitting duck!! Greeting Card
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Maybe booking a tour of the Great Wall of China thru Acme Travel Company wasn’t such a wise idea. Greeting Card
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Somehow, the destination resort seemed much more glamorous in the travel brochure Greeting Card
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Sally Sent Tom Away After He Lost His Toes in an Accident; Turns Out She Was Lack Toes Intolerant Greeting Card
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Here's the REAL story….sing along now…..’the farmer in the………’ Greeting Card
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Suddenly Polly has second thoughts about using that ‘Polly wanna cracker’ line. (Happy 4th of July to everyone!) Greeting Card
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For heaven’s sake turn up your hearing aid, Dudley! I said ‘you need to start TOEING the LINE'!!! Greeting Card
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There was some confusion at the Pilsbury plant when the robber yelled, ‘Fork over the dough!’ Greeting Card
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They figured they could find everything they wanted at the school, but who knew it would be free?!  (view larger to read the sign) Greeting Card
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Harley completely misunderstands the purpose of the annual Sturgis Rally Greeting Card
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The police unsuccessfully search high and low for the thief; Beau is still on the lam. Greeting Card
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After seeing the success of Sierra Mist, Joseph invents his own soda and shares it with his wives. Greeting Card
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Whadda ya mean, do I tweet?!?!? Greeting Card
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Hearing there’s money to be made, Vick decides to get in on the action and is now raising pit bulls Greeting Card
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Where does the flock go for the summer? Shepherd Marvin said, ‘I herd it through the grapevine’ Greeting Card
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Randy was kicked off the team for hitting nothing but fowl balls….what the heck did they expect?!?!? Greeting Card
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Stanley knew nothing about the sport of hockey but he heard what the people wanted, and by golly he was going to bring it! Greeting Card
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Except for one defining moment, BP had a completely normal childhood. Greeting Card
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Dennis and Marsha discover it’s everything they wanted in a home…..and less!  (please click on 'view larger' so you can read the sign) ☺ Greeting Card
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Never the best at fighting and drama, Ed unwisely says to Betty, ‘ok, what’s eating you this time?' Greeting Card
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Kalli, the owner of the train was a fitness guru. The track workers agreed she had a great caboose Greeting Card
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The Hailey Police Department learns their lesson after purchasing a battering ram on eBay. Greeting Card
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What John really wanted to create was a diptych, but ended up with a double exposure. Greeting Card
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In an effort to help the airline industry bounce back, Fly by Night Airlines rolls out the Boing 777 Greeting Card
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Sarah is outraged! ‘If I have anything to do with it, there will be a Fat-HIM’s day, too!!’ Greeting Card
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Oh for heaven’s sake, Stuart! I said this new business is supposed to be a TURNKEY operation. Greeting Card
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Uh…..I’m pretty sure the boss said you should be working on a ROCKET launcher!! Greeting Card
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