When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Mug
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The Sarcasm Foundation Travel Mug
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It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero Duvet Cover
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My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm Tall Mug
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The Element of Sarcasm  Acrylic Block
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inconceivable - not what you think it means - white Tall Mug
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Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud. - White Throw Pillow
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Metaphors be with you Mug
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Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Duvet Cover
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I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesomeness Mug
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Wanderlust Throw Pillow
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All The Nutella! Throw Pillow
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Walk up to the club like what up! I have social anxiety and I want to go home Travel Mug
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Education is important cold beer is importanter Throw Pillow
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Team Luke Mug
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Black tie Wall Tapestry
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I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Wall Tapestry
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Fruit Flies Like Banana Travel Mug
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I have no time for your tomfoolery, silliness, nonsense, malarkey or shenanigans Mug
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Dumb as a bag of geologists Travel Mug
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I will start working when my coffee does Tall Mug
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I woke up like this Throw Pillow
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Taco Stripper 2 Tall Mug
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Taco Strippers Throw Pillow
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I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you Mug
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Not my circus, not my monkeys Wall Tapestry
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Pun Intended Duvet Cover
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When life knocks me down I usually lie there and take a nap Travel Mug
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I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them Tall Mug
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There are two things that everybody hates. Change and the way things are. Clock
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Funny Adulting Tshirt Mug
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Some people just need a high-five. In the head. With a chair. Throw Pillow
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Need to Diequick Wall Tapestry
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I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore Throw Pillow
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When Your Life Is A Mess Throw Pillow
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I'm More Confused Then A Chameleon In A Bag Of Skittles Throw Pillow
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Nom Nom Nom Acrylic Block
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Pun Intended  Travel Mug
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I'm More Confused Than A Chameleon In A Bag Of Skittles Throw Pillow
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Emo Nemo Throw Pillow
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Business Cat Throw Pillow
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Velocirembrant Throw Pillow
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I Should Get Down Off This Unicorn And Slap You Travel Mug
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Eat Like No One Is Watching Throw Pillow
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I think you´re pretty Floor Pillow
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I before E ALWAYS Throw Pillow
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Chocolate Throw Pillow
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Velocirembrant Mug
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People Disappoint, Pizza Is Forever Throw Pillow
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Bears Can Hibernate, Why Can't I? Throw Pillow
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Ain't No Party Like An Introvert Party Throw Pillow
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Ain't No Party Like An Introvert Party Throw Pillow
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Free back massage Throw Pillow
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Moose Meese Throw Pillow
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I'm Loving It Tall Mug
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I think you´re pretty Acrylic Block
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Think Outside The Box Throw Pillow
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Stego Da Vinci Throw Pillow
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I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat Mug
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Just Hike and be Happy Throw Pillow
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Team Dean Mug
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I don't know about you, but I have thought about running away from home way more often as an adult then I ever did as a kid Clock
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Me? Sarcastic? Never. Clock
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Team Jess Mug
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Quirkster Throw Pillow
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Friends Don't Let Friends Eat Turkey Bacon Throw Pillow
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Nothing ruins your friday like realizing it's only tuesday Acrylic Block
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The element of Silence Wall Tapestry
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Zounds! Wall Tapestry
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Fossils Rock! Mug
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YEAH DUDE WHAT EVER Throw Pillow
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I heart club music Mug
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Just Hike and be Happy Throw Pillow
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Being Random Is Potato Throw Pillow
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I think I need my dumbrella things are getting pretty stupid out there Clock
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Warning: My Sense of Humor Might Hurt Your Feelings Clock
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Irony: Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. Duvet Cover
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I've had short term memory loss for as long as I can remember. Duvet Cover
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I'm silently judging you're grammar Clock
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The Element of Procrastination Duvet Cover
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13.1 My longest Netflix binge Tall Mug
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You all realize that I'm going to snap one day, right?  Clock
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Team Logan Travel Mug
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Suck it up buttercup Clock
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If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I Travel Mug
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2016 Sucked Mug
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The Element of Denial Mug
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I told my therapist about you. Throw Pillow
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A dingo 8 my baby - black Clock
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THINK Before You Speak with Black Text Acrylic Block
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Mental Throw Pillow
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Back up for grabs Travel Mug
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Good Girls Go To Heaven Funny Quote Mug
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Epic fail Throw Pillow
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