I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Postcards
$2.00
Pun Intended Sticker
$3.50
The Element of Sarcasm  Postcards
$2.34
The Sarcasm Foundation Postcards
$2.00
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Spiral Notebook
$12.00
Exercise... bacon. Spiral Notebook
$12.00
(pun intended) Hardcover Journal
$20.00
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud.  Postcards
$2.00
Not my circus, not my monkeys Sticker
$2.47
26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting) Hardcover Journal
$20.00
Need coffee Spiral Notebook
$12.00
WOW look at me adulting all over the place Hardcover Journal
$20.00
I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Sticker
$2.47
Let's eat Grandma Sticker
$2.47
inconceivable Sticker
$2.47
Quantum Beach: Waves not guaranteed but theoretically probable Sticker
$2.47
The Element of Sass Greeting Card
$2.80
I like to party. And by party I mean take naps. Greeting Card
$2.40
The sarcasm is strong with this one Greeting Card
$2.40
If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together Sticker
$3.09
"That's what." - black Sticker
$2.47
Climb and Jump Spiral Notebook
$12.00
Stay weird Greeting Card
$2.40
As seen on TV Sticker
$2.47
Dive! Sticker
$2.47
I support the right to arm bears Sticker
$2.47
You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Greeting Card
$2.40
0.0 Running Sucks. Hardcover Journal
$20.00
Safety third Postcards
$2.00
13.1 My longest Netflix binge Hardcover Journal
$20.00
I Fell Tower Sticker
$2.47
Honk if parts fall off Greeting Card
$2.40
Te amo? Tequila. Sticker
$2.47
World's okayest brother Sticker
$2.47
Call Kenny Loggins, You're in the DANGER ZONE Sticker
$2.47
Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver Sticker
$2.47
Orangered mail Sticker
$2.47
it is what it is. Sticker
$2.47
Astrocat Sticker
$2.47
Drink coffee Do stupid things faster with more energy Sticker
$2.47
I’m sorry if I behaved in a way that made you think I should apologize Sticker
$2.47
In memory of when I cared Sticker
$2.47
Cycologist Postcards
$2.00
Yes, I know the guacamole is extra Sticker
$2.47
Walk up to the club like what up! I have social anxiety and I want to go home Greeting Card
$2.40
Duct tape Sticker
$3.09
I am the brute squad Sticker
$2.47
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!  Sticker
$2.47
Spindle Sticker
$2.47
My goal in life is to become the person my dog already thinks I am. Sticker
$2.47
inconceivable - not what you think it means Spiral Notebook
$12.00
The Element of Confusion  Hardcover Journal
$23.34
I've never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in really fast on Google Earth... Sticker
$2.47
Pew pew pew! Sticker
$2.47
I prefer my puns intended Sticker
$2.47
Whatever floats your goat Sticker
$2.47
This is not a drill Greeting Card
$2.40
It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero Hardcover Journal
$20.00
This is why we can't have nice things Sticker
$2.47
Low Rider Spiral Notebook
$12.00
I'm sorry! Was it my job to fill your life with joy today? Sticker
$2.47
There are 7 billion people in the world. I can only tolerate like 6 of you. Greeting Card
$2.40
I'm not anti-social, I just don't pretend to like you Sticker
$2.47
I have no symphony for people who use words incorrectly. Postcards
$2.00
Pain is weakness leaving the body Sticker
$2.47
Powered by COFFEE Sticker
$2.47
I've been thinking about it, and I just don't think that being an adult is going to work for me Greeting Card
$2.40
Shenanigans! Sticker
$2.47
Metaphors be with you Greeting Card
$2.40
Raven Lunatic Sticker
$2.47
Whatevs. Sticker
$2.47
Attempted Murder Greeting Card
$2.40
My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes Sticker
$3.09
Education is important cold beer is importanter Hardcover Journal
$20.00
Every time you make a typo, the errorists win. Sticker
$2.47
You had me at merlot Sticker
$2.47
Some days, no matter what the question is, the answer is wine Sticker
$2.47
I find your lack of common sense disturbing, not surprising, but none the less disturbing Sticker
$3.09
Stay in drugs, eat your school, don't do vegetables Sticker
$2.47
Sorry I'm late, but I didn't want to come. Sticker
$2.47
Everything happens for a reason But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions Sticker
$2.47
What I'm doing: Stuff, things Sticker
$3.09
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups Sticker
$3.09
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Spiral Notebook
$12.00
I speak fluent spanglish Sticker
$2.47
The snuggle is real Greeting Card
$2.40
The Element of Procrastination Hardcover Journal
$23.34
Be someone that makes you happy. Sticker
$2.47
Better safe than assimilated Sticker
$2.47
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle. Sticker
$2.47
The more people I meet the more I like my dog Sticker
$3.09
Cat puns freak meowt Postcards
$2.00
Nu Yawka Sticker
$2.47
0 days without sarcasm Sticker
$2.47
Potato is my favorite color of the alphabet Sticker
$3.09
Facetious Sticker
$2.47
Functionality  Postcards
$2.34
0.0 I don't run.  Hardcover Journal
$20.00
not a fan - black Greeting Card
$2.40
According to chemistry alcohol is a solution Sticker
$2.47
I'm having a RED hair day Sticker
$2.47
They’d be called F-shirts if our arms were on the same side. Greeting Card
$2.40
On a scale of 1 to 10 whats your favorite color of the alphabet? Sticker
$2.47
Princeton Law Sticker
$2.47
Any squirrel can be a flying squirrel if you throw it hard enough Sticker
$2.47
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole Sticker
$2.47
what could possibly go wrong Sticker
$2.47
Squids don't have ankles Postcards
$2.00