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Catmandu: Be Gentle With Hearts, For They Don’t Bounce Well. Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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Eat Your Veggies! Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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It’s Okay To Want Cuddles Spiral Notebook

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Catmandu: Worried, Cats Around The World Called Up To The Heavens Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu - Cats Are A Conduit To The Divine Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu: A Brand New < Fake > Religion Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Don’t Pick The First Bit Of Sunshine! Look Around First! Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu: Run Hard, Pant Hard! Hardcover Journal

You Decide When You’re Safe! Hardcover Journal

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If Someone Hurt You Before, They Probably Will Again! Hardcover Journal

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That Couch Isn’t Going To Scratch Itself! Desk Mat

Walter G. Esselman

$34.55

Catmandu - Don’t be a jerk Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Please Place Boop Here Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu: Don’t Be A Jerk, Especially To Any Kits Mouse Pad

Walter G. Esselman

$18.71

Catmandu - The CatGod Murrathani Mouse Pad

Walter G. Esselman

$18.71

Start Painting Today Postcard

Walter G. Esselman

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Start DRAWING Today Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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The CatGod Loves You! Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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Catch That Sun! Desk Mat

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$34.55

De-Chonking Myself For Me, Not You! Postcard

Walter G. Esselman

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You Only Get So Much Sympathy, Then You’re The Jerk! Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu - The CatGod Murrathani - The Stars in his Toebeans Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu - The CatGod Has Arrived Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu - Paradise Found Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu - Logo 000000 Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu Logo #1 Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Purr On Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu: America’s Newest < Fake > Cat Religion! Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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Courage only starts when strength fails Desk Mat

Walter G. Esselman

$34.55

It Does Help To Complain Desk Mat

Walter G. Esselman

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It’s going to get better. Really! Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Own Your Style Mouse Pad

Walter G. Esselman

$18.71

Catmandu: You Are Loved!!! Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu - Don’t Confuse Inconvenience With Real Suffering Postcard

Walter G. Esselman

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Worth It! Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Courage Only Starts, When Strength Fails Mouse Pad

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Yes, I know I could get out but…SHUT UP! Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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Work The Problem Greeting Card

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Can’t Talk…Am Introverting Today Desk Mat

Walter G. Esselman

$34.55

The CatGod’s Baseball Card Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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I’m Fine! Really!! I’m Fine! I’m Fine! Okay…I might need a hug. Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu: You Are Allowed To Relax Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Start Writing Your Stories Today Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu - Maroon (?) Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Hydration Is Important Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Cats Are A Conduit To The Divine Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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A horror home sweet home - May the walls not drip with blood Mouse Pad

Walter G. Esselman

$18.71

You Are Not A Jerk For Setting A Healthy Boundary! Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Everything In Moderation - Except For Gunpowder Heroin. Don’t Touch That Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Tis a foul world…but kitten videos make it tolerable! Postcard

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu - And The Creator Did Spake.. Postcard

Walter G. Esselman

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Purr On Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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Anger Builds Up Like Venom In You, Vent Carefully Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Cat Watching Sunset Scene T Shirt Greeting Card

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Find The Red Dot Within You! Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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The Red Dot Was Within You All Along! Desk Mat

Walter G. Esselman

$34.55

Catmandu - The CatGod Likes Dogs Mouse Pad

Walter G. Esselman

$18.71

Catmandu: With the CatGod’s paw in the ‘C’ Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Don’t Just Bite The Hand That Feeds You…Bite The Arm As Well! Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu: And Starry Toebeans. Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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Catmandu: Purr First, But Claws Are Definitely An Option Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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I’m A Great Friend, I’ll Never Force You To Go Out And Meet People! Desk Mat

Walter G. Esselman

$34.55

Pounce Hard Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Make Them Walk Around You For Once! Mouse Pad

Walter G. Esselman

$18.71

Go Out Into The World Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Wanderlust? More like a wandercrush. Still let’s kick it. Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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If Someone Hurt You Before, They Probably Will Again! Mouse Pad

Walter G. Esselman

$18.71

Sleep Wherever You Want! Postcard

Walter G. Esselman

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Don’t Make Me Do The Butt Wiggle! Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Find a Safe Space Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Ummm, Yeah…. I’m gonna need you to love yourself. Mouse Pad

Walter G. Esselman

$18.71

Introvert Mode Activated Mouse Pad

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Cherish Plausible Denialability Mouse Pad

Walter G. Esselman

$18.71

Fix The Problem, Then Complain About It Desk Mat

Walter G. Esselman

$34.55

Don’t Leave A Forwarding Address Desk Mat

Walter G. Esselman

$34.55

Feel Better Soon Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Start Photographing Today Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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Take Care On The Big Problem First! Desk Mat

Walter G. Esselman

$34.55

Dammit! Make Art For Art’s Sake! Spiral Notebook

Walter G. Esselman

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DNA Does Not Make Family, Love Does Hardcover Journal

Walter G. Esselman

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Yes, Poke That Bear! Greeting Card

Walter G. Esselman

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