Wrestling With Science

In designing a better sparrow,
We came up with the crap-goat,
Which we sold in Romania
At quadruple its value,

Mostly to be used in mulch-meat
For the boars we ship to Brazil
To repackage for the Australians,
Who tell everyone it’s “100% Kobe Beef.”

Catty-corner to the design shop
Is a sandwich shoppe, which has always
Bothered us. One day, we’ll steal

Its extra P and E, and all the sparrows
Will finally learn: Education is as physical
As it is trial-and-error.