Paddy, the Irish

Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not
servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was
a death trap!
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Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman who’s head was found on
Arbroath beach was asked to identify her. A detective held up the head
to which point Paddy said ‘I don’t think that’s her, she wasn’t that
tall!’
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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have
Bluetongue.
‘Good Lord!’ he said, ‘I didnt even know they had mobile phones!’
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Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say
‘Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!’
Paddy says ‘Whats his name?’
Mick replies ‘Miles from London!’
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An Irishman is rowing his boat in a field of hay. Paddy drives past &
stops. He looks at the Irishman in the boat & shouts ‘Its thick dimwits
like you that give us Irish a bad name! I’d come over there & kick the
crap out of you if I could swim!’
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Paddy, the Irish

Warren. A. Williams

Joined November 2007

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