Emoticons & Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by


Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’

Here goes:

(!) a regular ass(!) a fat ass(!) a tight ass(*) a sore ass{_!_} a swishy ass

(o) an ass that’s been around

(x) kiss my ass

(X) leave my ass alone

(zzz) a tired ass

(E=mc2) a smart ass

($) Money coming out of his ass

(?) Dumb Ass

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