Alex Gardiner

Beechmont, Australia

I am situated in the beautiful Scenic rim at Queensland, Australia. I create my sculptures in the scenic town of Beechmont. . I hope...

An email to Brenda Dow in ma' defence.

Joak suggeste tae Brenda that a canny speak guid scoatish.Brenda wid like to get learnt hoo tae speak this beautful Scoats tounge an’ a yea kin read in this open letter tae brenda a’m better equipt tae learn her.

Hi Brenda A’ hiv posted this in ma’ defence ad you have suggested.

Dinny listen tae the big sook Brenda, you listen tay hoo a’ talk. A’ use proper suffusticated Capital City Edinburgh talk. He cums frae the west an’ hisnae gote ony idea oan spellin’ or gramer or into, eh, inten,eh,intonatat a’ jings yea ken whit a’ men it’s hoo yea soond when yer talkin. a’ find it dufacult tae unnerston’ the big sook at times. I think it cums frae an imbalance sum where in his body. Like his erse is too near the groond so’s his vibrato is a’ buggered up.Sorry tae be so lang winded Brenda but if yea arrr tae get learnt in scoatish yea may as weel start oaf proper.
The Auld Yin.Frae educated Edinburgh which is the Capital of Scoatland.

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