Eloise Le Blue and the hairy nosed wombat (part 8)

It was early Sunday morning, around elevenses and Eloise was taking care of business, paying homage to the international airstrip conventions, when Elvis walked in on her machinations…

Oh no, why did you just do that?

Do what? Use my beard trimmer to build your runway…? Well it’s a beard of sorts isn’t it? And it’s looking kinda cute if you ask me… Who’s asking you anyway? Well you are, in a weird kinda way…What’s your problem long streak? No problem… Well you could have fooled me. That wouldn’t be hard would it? Guess who’s a little titchy this morning…? What do you mean by titchy? _How bout a down right nasty boy?_ I don’t know what you mean? That’s cos you’re thick!!! Thick!!! Yeah thick with a double TTT! That’s a triple TTT!!! Yeah, thick as…! Nice…! Go nice yourself…!!!

Ooh look out girl wonder…! Wonder what! Wonder what you’ll look like with your head shaved…? You wouldn’t dare…! Oh wouldn’t I now…? No way jose’…! No sweat hose B…! There’s no time like the present…! You and whose army…? Don’t need no army girlfriend…there’s just me and the heavy artillery…! You mean Mr Peabody…? hahahahahahahaha Yeah bringing on the heavy artillery….. You wish sunshine! Nah you wish, you know you want it big time… No dice big boy, you’re on your own with that there problem… There’s no problem sweetheart, it’s all there for business…

How bout a little trim between friends…? What do you mean a little trim between friends? You know exactly what I mean, you hairy nosed wombat…! You’re not touching my enchilada with that there weapon! Thought you had the weapon big guy??? Smart arse… Smart arse yourself! Come to mama baby… Not in this lifetime… Come to mama big guy… I love the smell of napalm in the mornings… This aint no apocalypse honey, it’s a barbers quartet… What’s the quartet? One, two, three, four…munchkin aint got fur no more…kinda quartet… Verry funny… A total hoot…ooh looks like the battery is going flat… Yeah…? Yeah… Oh that’s sad, that’s really sad… It just died… Oh that’s too bad… You recon? I recon… No trim for you today big boy… Oh that’s too bad… Yeah bet you’re cut up… Totally cut up… No Mohican today… No Mohawk today then… No change for the better… No chance to get better… No good news at all… No news is good news baby girl…and from what I hear, air traffic control has a plane circling to land…

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Eloise Le Blue and the hairy nosed wombat (part 8)

wildwomenlove

ADELAIDE, Australia

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Eloise Le Blue is my blue haired girl, who sashays her way through life and it’s many foibles…and you gotta love that…

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