*"Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death."*
There is a certain amount of time that is appropriate for your looting. Exceeding the amount of time allowed will not be tolerated. Your abject failure leaves us with no alternative but to send a retrieval squad.
Should you require the assistance of the retrieval squad, you will be alerted to their presence by a distinct "whamp whamp" tone. Do not attempt escape; your efforts will be futile. It is our hope that you can learn from your mistakes and avoid them in the future. But this does seem unlikely, doesn't it.
*Wear this shirt:* to a gaming convention.
*Don't wear this shirt:* to an arcade. (What is an arcade?)
*This shirt tells the world:* I am geekier than thou.
*We call this color:* insert coin black.
Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.
by Ryan H. on Oct 4, 2018
Light fabric that holds very well in the wash. I recommend it! Has more of a slim fit.
by Michael M. on Sep 30, 2018
Great fit, great color, high quality graphic, and the t-shirt fabric is very soft.