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Unisex T-Shirt
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Alpha Plus Unisex T-Shirt Front
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Dark Grey
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Alpha Plus
Designed by WhyIsThisOpen
*"Alpha children wear grey."* Do you constantly encounter adversity because you are better than everyone else? If so, this shirt is for you. You recognize that not all individuals are created equal: some are just better than others. Armed with superior intelligence, you analyze the flaws in everything around you while ignoring your own. You excuse yourself from interaction with lesser beings and build yourself a jaded fortress. You are truely the pinnacle of human evolution. *Wear this shirt:* to any sci-fi convention. *Don't wear this shirt:* while working as a genetic engineer. *This shirt tells the world:* I'm better than you but not better for it. *We call this color:* Disaffected grey.

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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Unisex T-Shirt

by Ryan H. on Oct 4, 2018

Light fabric that holds very well in the wash. I recommend it! Has more of a slim fit.

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Awesome!

by Michael M. on Sep 30, 2018

Great fit, great color, high quality graphic, and the t-shirt fabric is very soft.

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