You wanna go fight some crime or something? Well now you can, with this magical tee shirt like product. Tiny woven fibers linked together over and over help you repel searing heat, frostbite and even helps you punch bears in their smug little muzzle. Plus you'll look pretty darn snazzy in the intensive care unit as well. If you wear this in public, people might actually think you're Doughnut Assault himself and beg for autographs, in very autographic ways. Women will get hard, Men will get moist, and children will be pushed into oncoming traffic. It's so fine you'll want to be buried in it.
Profits are kept low so you can snag this rag at a low Hottopic like price.
Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.
by Ryan H. on Oct 4, 2018
Light fabric that holds very well in the wash. I recommend it! Has more of a slim fit.
by Michael M. on Sep 30, 2018
Great fit, great color, high quality graphic, and the t-shirt fabric is very soft.