Everyone loves bacon. Bacon alone, bacon on sandwiches, bacon wrapped around meat, bacon ice cream, bacon martinis... the list goes on. But there's always that nasty matter of obtaining the bacon from the source.
Now science might offer an easier solution http://www.physorg.com/news182779099.html.
Pork grown right from the cellular level. My friends, the future is here. And we here at Voodoo Walrus revel in it. Now you can too with this T-Shirt! Tell the world that nothing that can produce more bacon can possibly be morally wrong!