Fifty Things About Me

1. I cry when I hear beautiful music.
2. My breakfast is coffee and cigarettes.
3. I love dogs, all domestic and feral cats should be made into fur hats.
4. Never had children, don’t want them. Too selfish.
5. My favourite drink is Mercury Dry or Draught Cider. Cheapest cask white wine and orange juice when I’m poor.
6. I believe that Stockmarkets should be shut down.
7. I am superstitious, very.
8. I used to be a drummer but hated being in the back row all the time.
9. I used to write songs but couldn’t come up with anything as good as Desolation Row.
10. I love/hate tying to be creative.
11. I believe in a supreme being/force.
12. The human race is a cancer on the earth.
13. unlucky number.
14. I love steak, chips and salad.
15. I am scared of snakes, sharks and spiders, and dying, think I’ll have another coffee and cigarette.
16. I haven’t read a book in twenty years.
17. My favourite book is “A Hundred Years Of Solitude”.
18. My favourite fruit is a new season Jonathan Apple.
19. I am a great procrastinator.
20. I love the ocean and rolling green hills.
21. I hate the Aussie bush.
22. I will never go camping again.
23. I prefer the company of women.
24. I am an only child and don’t mind being by myself.
25. I make a lovely boiled fruit cake.
26. I went to boarding school.
27. I am attracted to the larger woman.
28. I believe that popular music has been in a slow decline since about 1975. Every now and then a rose flowers in the manure.
29. I smoke menthol cigarettes.
30. I can touch type.
31. I have never had McDonalds.
32. I hate the city.
33. I hate the circus.
34. I have a fear of clowns, there must be a word for that.
35. I believe in evolution.
36. I hate Summer.
37. I love misty mornings and the beautiful light in Autunm.
38. I thought I was kinky until I saw what was on the internet.
39. My favourite actress is Greta Garbo.
40. Blue is my favourite colour.
41. I have never been out of Australia.
42. Ice cream makes me thirsty, don’t like it.
43. There are times when I have thought of suicide.
44. As I get older my taste broadens and narrows.
45. I don’t believe you can achieve what you want in life if you try hard enough.
46. I like cold wet weather.
47. I am very easy going.
48. I am a forgiving person but you can only forgive so much.
49. I believe each to their own as long as it doesn’t hurt the other.
50. I would love to make a living from my art.

Fifty Things About Me


Melbourne, Australia

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