The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
20XX is a hypothetical prediction for the future of the Super Smash Bros Melee community, in which all players have mastered the S-tier character, Fox and winners are chosen entirely by port priority. Let the competition know who really shines with this sweet Melee Fox 20XX Tee!