God Messed Up

When God made man
He had a plan

He gave him a wang
And told it to hang

He gave him a butt
And told it to hush

He gave him a foot
And told him to look
Then taught him to walk
Now man wants to stalk

He gave him a chest
And took out the breast

He gave him some hair
And told him to share

(and if I find anymore in the sink…I swear!)

He gave him a smile
Said, “Keep it awhile!”
But God forgot he had given him lips
Now all man wanted to do was kiss

He gave him some eyes
Told him, “Try not to cry!”

He gave him a leg
“Never kneel, never beg!”

He gave him a heart
Said, “Use it. Be smart!”Then gave him a pelvis…
Thanks Elvis

Now when God was through

He stood back and asked
“What did I do?”

He sized him up
“Damn I messed up!”

“Oh well…I guess I must start again.”

For if he had not screwed up the likes of man
He would not have made a perfect woman

God Messed Up

Brandyss Adams

Joined January 2008

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A comedic look on the creation of man!

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