What's In A Name?

I’ve been:

Funty Farnarkle
Sir Dicky Ballbag
Fanny Cockburn
Roger Bottoms
Doggy Style
Gear Knob
Pink Bits
Jesus H Fist
Perpen Dickular

I hope I haven’t forgotten anyone.

Why? Fucked if I know. I get bored and it’s kind of amusing to click on the ‘my bubble’ tab and it says ‘Welcome Sir Dicky’. I then imagine that I get to sit in a Chesterfield and someone offers me a cigar and a glass of Cognac and asks me about my time in Africa among the missionaries. And ‘Welcome Doggy’, that’s just funny.

There is a temptation to call myself something that may offend religious zealots of any faith to see how quickly they complain…

I used to take shit here seriously, now it’s way more enjoyable this way.

Try it sometime, get a life you square-eyed c….

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