Beautiful Sexy Body- A Beast Named Dick- Absurd Humor

tommytidalwave

Joined May 2014

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Based off a ridiculous idea that, like a totally radical 90s commercial, when something awesome happens (graduating, hitting the winning shot, getting a girls number) that instead of eating the potato chip or drinking the kick ass juice box, the camera zooms in and shows that the guy has sunglasses on his dick. The headmaster or prison guard or whatever (who you expect to be pissed) is not. Instead of being angry, the authority figure air guitars or shows they also have a pair of sunglasses on their cock and balls.

Tasty heavy metal guitar licks accompany every time the wiener with the sunglasses is shown. Of course, I don’t want to see actual dicks. More power to you if you do, but I thought that a drawing of the sunglasses situation would be absurd and amusing more than cringe worthy. Later I decided that it would be fun to make a dick with sunglasses be an astronaut or a judge or whatever. I thought that would be pretty cool.

So, that’s what A Beast Named Dick is. He resembles a famous radio shock jock a bit, but if you look closely you can tell it is a little peener in a nest of big old bushy pubes with hairy balls and sunglasses. When people first look at it they may not realize what they’re seeing and some people never will. Innocents, I suppose. (Like your librarian? Or and old guy at the grocery store?) I think that’s the charm of the whole design, some people will be smiling at your shirt and say that they like it. It’s up to you if you want to tell them they like a cock and balls wearing sunglasses

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