Funny Unique- If Childhood Obesity Tried to Kill Me

tommytidalwave

Joined May 2014

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This is what I would do as a baby duck if childhood obesity tried to kill me:

A crazy bearded man swings wildly with his hammer, but misses, the baby duck lunges at his face and hungrily slurps out his eye. I like to think that he is saying, “You made me do this, Susan!” and that eye juice tastes like the last thing you saw and salty tears.

So, I guess what I’m saying is I would eat the right things (eyes) and get some exercise (swooping into people’s faces).

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