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Martial Arts Movie Bulging Eyes Karate Death
Designed by tommytidalwave
Absolute badass martial arts film scene where the man gets beat so bad his eyes bulge out. Bloody, gory, awesome, cool revenge fight scene shit for kick ass fans of violence so horrible it's funny. Alternate Description: You finally get this hot babe back to your place and she is all impressed with your awesome fight dancing at the club and she loves the way you chug energy sodas better than anyone. You start making out and then she looks around and says, "Where's your bloody, bulging eyes karate pillow? You can't be a badass without one! ARE YOU FUCKING PLAYING ME DUDE!?! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF LITTLE BITCH OR SOMETHING!?! I WILL CUT YOU!!!!" You start crying and try to explain that you thought you might buy one later, but she is loudly on her phone asking other dudes to come over to your house and make sweet love to her. "Is that your little sister crying in the background?" they ask. "It might as well be."

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Martial Arts Movie Bulging Eyes Karate Death by tommytidalwave