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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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Funny God Made a Farmer: kill! kill! kill!
Designed by tommytidalwave
What do you get when you combine whimsical children's art with Paul Harvey's 1978 "So God Made a Farmer" poem and then add just a dash of horror movie "all farmer's are serial killers" logic? You get: "God made a farmer Kill! Kill! Kill!" by Tommy Tidalwave! They say that 2013 was the year of the farmer. Let's make 2016 the year of the farmer that goes out and kills city folks that break down on the highway! WHO'S WITH ME!?!? Well, buy one then.... Dang!
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Unisex T-Shirt

Funny God Made a Farmer: kill! kill! kill! by tommytidalwave