tommytidalwave

Joined May 2014

Tommy Tidal Wave t-shirts will blow your mind out your butthole and I am so sorry about that.

Here’s me in a pissy mood:
If you want what you get
everywhere else
then go
anywhere else.
Here’s me with a thesauras:
If you want something that you have not seen before that looks different than anything else out there, with a unique voice, biting original humor and playful, fun wit, then you’re going to love Tommy Tidal Wave.
Here’s me with a pipe:
Man this crack burns your lungs, don’t it!?

  • Joined: May 2014

Journal

Me and Whiskey Drawing Demons: Dark Humor

I like this one because it sounds like a country music song. It features a guy drawing demons by getting drunk while looking in the mirror and sketching what he sees. / https://www.redbubble.com/people/tommytidalwave/works/25436580-me-and-whiskey-draw…
Posted 25 days – Leave a comment

Make America Regret Again - Funny Slogan Donald Trump

I don’t want to say that Donald Trump is an ego maniac whose tiny hands only look huge when he’s holding his even tinier penis. Because typing is much easier to read. / How do I know so much about his penis? I got secrets y’all. / “https://www.redbubble.com/people/tommytidalwave/works/21346702-make-america-regret…”
Posted 27 days – Leave a comment

Drunk at 4:00

If you are drunk by 4:00 I am ashamed of you! If you have not shit your pants and passed out by 3:00 I question your commitment. Do you want to be great? Drink harder, you pussy!
Posted over 1 year – Leave a comment

My Dark Thoughts

I put my dark thoughts on light t-shirts so people can read them easier.
Posted about 2 years – Leave a comment
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