“I love me Strawberry smiggles
oh I hope nobody every tries to get their hands on me and my strawberry smiggles
I’m gonna eat every last one of them becaus- and then they’ll be in my stomach and nooobody will ever be able to eat them
except for me because they’re gonna be all inside my stomach
Umm my name is Mr…Top Hat..Jones and God forbid anyone ever take my skracy little criple nibbles..I’m keepin em all for me!
Last bite! Mmm now they’re all resting comfortably in my stomach ooo am I feeling good and NO GET AWAY FROM ME!!
GET AWAY FROM ME AND THE BSDHS STRAWBERRY SNIBBLES UWAAAAA JESUS CHRIST!! JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS!! ME ENTRAILS ARE OUT!! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO EAT THESE?!?! AND THEN THEY’RE SOAKED IN MY STOMACH ACID!! AWW JESUS CHRIST LORD SAVIOR AND AND SPIRIT, SAVE ME TAKE ME TO THE LIGHT!! OOH MY GOD I SEE DEMONS I SEE DEMONS"
– Mr. Top Hat Jones