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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt


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Tooth Fairy Sucks
Designed by TheMaker
Those who brush their teeth regularly and deprive themselves of the pleasure of eating chocholate indefinitely and still end up with cavities will know what I'm talking about. Maybe they'll even buy the tee as a sign of protest...

Unisex T-Shirt

Tooth Fairy Sucks by TheMaker