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If your seatbelt makes a sound like a dolphin, I don't know what you've done. Unisex T-Shirt Front
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If your seatbelt makes a sound like a dolphin, I don't know what you've done.
Designed by thefinalproblem
"Right. Your seatbelt is fastened, adjusted, and unfastened like this. [clattering noises] Hang on. Oh, no. Like—sorry, it‘s different when you’re not wearing it. Ah. Anyway, w-w-what should happen is you put the metal square bit into the metal box of matches bit until it goes click. No, no. It’s more of a kkkkch [like the sound of Velcro] No, no. It’s a [ARTHUR makes a tongue click]. No. That’s a dolphin. If it makes a noise like a dolphin I don’t know what you’ve done. Now. Your nearest exit, which may be behind you, is being pointed out by a member of the cabin crew. Probably me. Ah, the other me. The real me. Look at the real me. Now look back at the me me. I mean this me. Me. The me that’s talking. If the other me’s talking as well, then shut up, me! This is my bit!" Oh, Arthur.

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.

Reviews

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by Natalie on Jun 18, 2018

Material was thinner than I expected but the quality was nice.

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Amazing!

by Rebecca T. on Jun 4, 2018

The t-shirt was so soft and comfy - around the size I was expecting it to be for a Unisex Medium as I wanted it to be a bit baggy - and the quality of the t-shirt exceeded expectations! The image on the front is amazing and I love it - couldn't be happier.

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