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Empty My Spit Valve by TheBestStore
Empty My Spit Valve Unisex T-Shirt Front
+ 17 colors


  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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Empty My Spit Valve
Designed by TheBestStore
Marching band camp nerds that play trumpet, sax, trombone and tuba joke be nice or I’ll empty my spit valve on you. Check out this funny custom design on tees, shirts, mugs, cases, gifts and apparel.
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Unisex T-Shirt

Empty My Spit Valve by TheBestStore