only stupid people are breeding. Yes, this is true. if they weren’t stupid they would be smart enough to realize the world doesn’t need anymore fucking people. i have compiled a list of reasons i don’t think i’ll ever choose to have children. This whole concept, of course, will be thrown into a burn barrel the moment i fall in love, believe in soulmates, and decide i want to see little half-mes running around.

1. Divorce. How many more fucked up dual personality people do we need out there? seriously, what do we expect to come from a child being ping-ponged back and forth between alternating lifestyles and social standards. (this does not always apply, but seems reletively common)

2. Pain. What part of giving birth is supposed to be fun? is this gruesome curse of God supposed to be some right of passage? Am i supposed to feel like a woman because it is not until i see a little tiny human being in the arms of another that i will fully realize i grew a little spawn inside of me, only to release it to the institutions to run ravaneously? You know what getting a good fuck feels like when you’ve gone for months without? well, i’ll tell ya this. you can feel it, and it’s not exactly pleasent. imagine this with something monsterous, like a child. No thank you. i’ll be looking into adoption if i really feel the need to have a family.

3. Medication. Do i really want to be nagged by school systems about how my child needs to be put on ritalin? i was bouncing off the walls when i was younger and i turned out fine. okay, that’s a lie. medicating your childs energy is just plain fucked up. in fact, i believe that if i was allowed to be a hellion without being kicked out of school i would have been more productive by society’s standards.

4. The world really doesn’t need anymore people like me. even on my best days i’m cynical, and bitter, and have a general detest for mankind. however, i do feel my contempt is well deserved. But generally speaking, i’m not exactly contributing a whole hell of a lot to the world. So until i do, i will keep my stance on the subject. simply put “would you like to see more people like me in this world?” i’m looking forward to all the blank stares and stutters i’ll be recieving for that questions.



Juneau, United States

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