Neck-tie Econometrics

The-Scat-Club

Mullumbimby, Australia

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Neck-tie Econometrics

[a] Spend at least six years obtaining a series of educational and professional qualifications.
[b] Open an account at a specialist neck-tie retailer and remember that within the workplace the only part of you that is visible is the five square centimetres that lie immediately below your chin and between your shoulder blades.
© Spend the best part of twenty years shinning up the corporate ladder, stopping only to glance down at those held back by their ignorance of the significance in possessing appropriate neck-ties.
[d] Walk away from the organisation armed only with your dignity and a sackful of accumulated neck-ties.
[e] Create a new lifestyle for yourself where the only necessary attire are sandals/trainers shorts/jeans T-shirt/Sweat (depending on your global and seasonal location)
[f] Arrange the collection of neck-ties on an old clothes hanger and nail to the wall – not forgetting to remind all and sundry at every opportunity that ‘this is art’.
[g] Ask all visitors to select a preferred neck-tie. Then to confirm their taste and to reaffirm your identity – fasten the tie around your head ensuring that any downward trajectory is to the rear of the ears.
[h] Maintain this symbol of existential liberation for the remainder of the day.

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