Oh what a misfortune it is to encounter The Brothers Noir!
It's a splendid day and spring is in the air as you walk the crowded streets. Your jaunty whistling stops when you see a strange form approaching. Quickly, you avert your eyes and attempt to pass by, veering to the left. But the dark figure veers at the same moment. As you step in the other direction, the figure adjusts it's direction as well. You now find yourself nose to beaks with a conjoined pair of irate ravens. This horribly awkward dance is set only to the sound of passing motorists. The agitated twins' body expands and contracts like a feathery squeezebox as they try in vain to get around you!
The Brothers finally take solace in the fact that they have two beaks and you have two eyes.