While this pizza looks a bit like an untidy vagina, and to some noses, almost smells like one, it’s deceptive. Because it tastes remarkable. You have to be a fan of salmon because the strength of the smoking and then heating really over powers but my word, if you do, you’ll love it. The mascarpone compliments wonderfully to moisten the whole affair. Although at only $4 it’s concerning where the plentiful salmon comes from….

One word review: Post lunch fish stench might upset co-workers

Rating: 8/10