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A joke for all (The thief in Paris)

Subject: The thief in Paris

A thief in Paris wanted to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away
when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied,

“Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy
Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

(See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else. I sent it to
you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.)

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