These Shoulders Don't Slump

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$26.04
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Joined July 2008

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Sizing Information

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 36" 40" 44" 48" 52" 56"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Sizing chart
Model wears a size L

Features

  • Plain colour t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that's not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that's too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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Artist's Description

Here are some things we know:

1) Grant Brisbee (@mccoveychron) is a tremendously funny human being and also really good at writing about the Giants and baseball and stuff.

2) “Brandon Belt has slumpy shoulders / a hole in his swing / a portal to another dimension where kaiju spew forth and destroy major cities.” (Maybe that was a movie.)

3) On August 2, 2013, as the narrative continued to destroy coastal towns in Oregon, Brandon Belt went a double short of the cycle. Grant was inspired to tweet the following: "American flag t-shirt. Motto underneath: “These Shoulders Don’t Slump.”

Thank you, Grant. You’re welcome, everybody else.

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