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Unisex T-Shirt
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These Shoulders Don't Slump Unisex T-Shirt Front
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Black
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These Shoulders Don't Slump
Designed by swiener
Here are some things we know: 1) Grant Brisbee ("@mccoveychron":http://twitter.com/mccoveychron) is a tremendously funny human being and also really good at writing about the Giants and baseball and stuff. 2) "Brandon Belt has slumpy shoulders / a hole in his swing / a portal to another dimension where kaiju spew forth and destroy major cities." (Maybe that was a movie.) 3) On August 2, 2013, as the narrative continued to destroy coastal towns in Oregon, Brandon Belt went a double short of the cycle. Grant was inspired to tweet the following: "American flag t-shirt. Motto underneath: "These Shoulders Don't Slump." Thank you, Grant. You're welcome, everybody else.

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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The best t-shirt ever

by Sara on Jul 3, 2018

This shirt was so soft and comfortable and perfect I love it!

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love the shirts

by Karen B. on Jun 20, 2018

I'm know around the office for my t-shirts ...they have to say something; whether it be historical figures, musicians or a political statement. Your shirts have a good fit and they wash and wear well. I've spent big bucks on T-shirts that aren't nearly as durable as the quality shirts you offer. Thanks for putting out a quality product

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